My Springfield Equivalent

It's July 27, 2007 - The Simpsons movie is finally out! Will it match the brilliance of Seasons 4-9???

Nickel-bad

Watch out Smashmouth - there's a contender for your crown! Listening to the radio and came across this garbage. Just how bad can Nickelback get? Rock stars claim to be "bigger than Jesus" not "I wanna be a rock star." I expect this kind of crap from Aerosmith and Smashmouth, and now Nickelback has cemented themselves as the Worst. Band. Ever.

Look at these snippets from 'Rock Star'

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels

(I'll have a quesadilla on the house)

Gonna pop my pills
from a pez dispenser

Please do not listen to 9.63 WDVD or 101.1 WRIF until they promise not to play this absolute garbage. I'd rather listen to Constantine from American Idol.